Last night, I released the Kings of War Army List Big Datadump, a database containing an itemised breakdown of 297 army lists across 12 different events. You can view it here. You can download it here. This file has been generated by a Python script I've written which trawls through folders of EasyArmy PDFs and … Continue reading KoW Army List Data Analysis

I find comments on Scarecrows saying that they can't kill things because they're only Me5 funny. Imagine how I find comments saying "but they're only melee 4". The Scarecrow army discussion started in the car on the way back from Bristol. My next army started on the train on the way to (urgh) London for … Continue reading Year in Review Pt4: “But they’re only melee 4”

But they're only scarecrows, they aren't going to kill anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPD5q6DC43M Settle down for the big one folks. A Typical List Let's get some perspective on what I would take to a 2300 point event next weekend. 2 Scarecrow Regiments1 Horde w/Crystal Pendant of Retribution2 Naked Hordes7 Hordes w/Screamshard2 Mind-ScreechesPortal of DespairHorror w/Vicious Aura & … Continue reading Year in Review Pt3 – Killing with Trash

Part one 2020 was a shit year for gaming, wasn't it? I was really geared up for the tournament season. I couldn't wait to unleash the Scarecrows and I wanted tons of photos of my opponents looking dejected at the force arrayed in front. I managed two singles tournaments with the Scarecrows list before, y'know, … Continue reading Year in Review Pt2: The Invasion of the Scarecrows

It all started with a flat tyre. The Northern Kings were just setting off from Bristol, having just played in the South West Clash, when Padley's car got a flat tyre. Trying to find a garage open at 4pm on a Sunday was... not fun. We did find one and they were luckily able to … Continue reading Year in Review: The Scarecrow Gathering

Part one of two. In these articles I'm going to explore the common refrain of "Just double 1 it" in Kings of War and why people shouldn't offer this. I'm rushing to get this posted before Elliot arrives for our Friday gaming session (in accordance with support bubble lockdown rules) and cut this part out … Continue reading “Just Double 1 it” part 1 – People suck at guessing odds

For those who know what it is, here is the download. For those who don't know, I've written an Excel dashboard which takes a chatlog from Universal Battle and displays the dice statistics: This allows you to truly see if one player rolled particularly hot during a game but you'll often be surprised at just … Continue reading Universal Battle Dice Dashboard

I've seen more and more people questioning whether the dice rolls in Universal Battle are fair, or whether they are biased in some way. This has led to the #UBDice meme in the Kings of War community whenever someone has a particularly hot or cold roll, and others discussing whether to start hand rolling dice … Continue reading #UBDice

I've done a lot this year. Near year resolutions and all that has had me thinking about things to change in my hobby, which lead me to try and remember what my 2019 resolutions were, which lead me to try and tally up everything I've done in 2019. Turns out there's quite a lot. In … Continue reading 2019 Hobby in Review

TL;DR: All themes are split out into separate factions. Anyone who is the best in faction with a score of 200 or more is the Faction Master. Anyone who is best in faction with a score less than 200 is a Faction Regent. Anyone who is a Faction Master will receive an invite to the … Continue reading Best in Faction – How we’re doing it